attention stock KA s14's

i need to pass emissions in june cuz i failed last month. is there anyone willing to swap vins with me so i can take the car in and pass?

all they do is check the window vin #. i need a 96+ car.

all i'm gona do is swap the vins and plates drive it here pass and drive back. I'll even give you some cash for your time.

help me outt

why not fix what caused you to fail?

the OBD system itself didn't read.

s13 redtop in obdii car

maybe you shouldn't have swapped a motor that doesn't pass into a car that needs to pass emissions. smart move.

make friends. make friend pass you =)

Nachtmensch wrote:

maybe you shouldn't have swapped a motor that doesn't pass into a car that needs to pass emissions. smart move.

ppl say they pass with a sr and a cat and low boost settings,

no1 said anything about the obd system itself not reading.

asshole

ltsPureLuck wrote:

make friends. make friend pass you =)

i've already offered some1 that worked there $300 to pass me. he seemed cool... but i guess not.

umm... OBD systems are universal around the world... if yours didn't read then there is something wrong with your car specifically...

oh and btw way to announce illegal activity on the public interwebz

conspericy to commit fraud anyone?

Hes just trying to pass emissions. Get off his case, were all enthusisasts. You know how to do it?? Slam your car as LOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW as fucking possible and camber the SHIT of ouf your FN's so they cant possibly put it on the rollers without it being a liability. Try other places where they test cars and bribe them. Find a friend with an s14. If i had one id do it for you.

post 1995 year cars they no longer dyno...

they plug into the DLC port and read the readyness monitors

they didn't dyno my car either. isn't this forum private anyway?

D*star wrote:

Hes just trying to pass emissions. Get off his case, were all enthusisasts. You know how to do it?? Slam your car as LOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW as fucking possible and camber the SHIT of ouf your FN's so they cant possibly put it on the rollers without it being a liability. Try other places where they test cars and bribe them. Find a friend with an s14. If i had one id do it for you.

i also sold my stance's cuz i need to get my car runnning.

bring it to a shop to get it checked out and why it's not reading. Not really much u can do.

Spinkter & Kev, why u guys been such ass's latly. All of ur post are always negative towards people.

Yes the forum is private now. OH YEAH. Another thing you can do. If you spend a documented 400 dollars towards emissions repairs, then you are exempt from passing it.
SOOO what you can do is go to a shop that deals in emissions, and pay the service writer or owner 100 bucks or so and hell write you up a fake receipt that you can use to pass. I have a buddy that did this. Hes on this forum but i wont say his name.

that works as well.

however what is best is to figure out why your car is not reading. most likely you'll pass if you can figure that out.

also when you are there ask them to check to see if all your monitors have run and passed

Atown 240 wrote:

Spinkter & Kev, why u guys been such ass's latly. All of ur post are always negative towards people.

do you want me to hold your hand and tell you you're a special snowflake then???

what do you want me to do?

if someone says something retarded i'm going to call them on it

D*star wrote:

Yes the forum is private now. OH YEAH. Another thing you can do. If you spend a documented 400 dollars towards emissions repairs, then you are exempt from passing it.
SOOO what you can do is go to a shop that deals in emissions, and pay the service writer or owner 100 bucks or so and hell write you up a fake receipt that you can use to pass. I have a buddy that did this. Hes on this forum but i wont say his name.

can i just go to any shop? lester was telling me about this but i didn't think it would work. i can get a receipt for a cat and new oem injectors and that's like $600 right there from Nissan and he could write me a receipt where i got the swap done at...

or do i have to go to a certain place for this gay receipt?

cuz i thought after u spend like over $500 or $450 w/e it is you get tested after that again? if you don't i'll do that. what's gona be on my carfax after i do that tho? gona say failure everywhere.

Atown 240 wrote:

bring it to a shop to get it checked out and why it's not reading. Not really much u can do.

Spinkter & Kev, why u guys been such ass's latly. All of ur post are always negative towards people.

+1 to that as well...

ass's.

i need help here... not drama...

drop ur attitudes help is needed not moaning and groaning and bitch'n + complain'n

you have to spend $400 on emissions related repairs [that includes labor] and then you can be exempt from testing PROVIDED YOU SHOW SOME INPROVEMENT FROM YOUR FIRST TEST

however you seem to not have been tested yet so that's not a problem.

just get a new cat and pay a shop to install it.

SAVE THE RECIPTES

and then gp tp the emissions testing site.

Atown 240 wrote:

bring it to a shop to get it checked out and why it's not reading. Not really much u can do.

Spinkter & Kev, why u guys been such ass's latly. All of ur post are always negative towards people.

id just like to point out this.

FusionR300zx wrote:

if u guys didn't know how the skokie police were you shouldn't have driven without a license. smart move.

Nachtmensch wrote:

maybe you shouldn't have swapped a motor that doesn't pass into a car that needs to pass emissions. smart move.

that is all. i say dont insult someone if you cant take it yourself.

FusionR300zx wrote:

ppl say they pass with a sr and a cat and low boost settings,

no1 said anything about the obd system itself not reading.

asshole

maybe you shouldve done your homework.

Specter wrote:

you have to spend $400 on emissions related repairs [that includes labor] and then you can be exempt from testing PROVIDED YOU SHOW SOME INPROVEMENT FROM YOUR FIRST TEST

however you seem to not have been tested yet so that's not a problem.

just get a new cat and pay a shop to install it.

SAVE THE RECIPTES

and then gp tp the emissions testing site.

how can i show improvement if my obd system didn't even communicate with 2 of they're testing spots on their site?
i have been tested which is why i made this thread. so a cat and a o2 sensor should be more then $400 then right.

IF you pay for the installation then probablly.

D*star wrote:

IF you pay for the installation then probablly.

well i need to know if i have to do it at some gay emissions shop or if i can have it done at the shop where my swap was done. because then he'll write out everything for me with labor cost.

Nachtmensch wrote:

why would you even drive without a license ? xpecially just to a meet? if it was to somewhere of more importance i would understand.

ok...... i'm pretty sure specter mentioned it before. 96+ cars get plugged into the obd port. if the port isnt reading, disconnected, fried, whatever it may be, you fail period. pretty much no way around it. they do not put 96+ cars on rollers anymore. 95- do..... IF they are still eligible for emission testing. so slamming your car wont do you any good either.