S14 - Migets and hookers and blow, OH MY!

dwvinny wrote:

oil for the mounts !?!?!? i told you when 2 pieces of metal become one friction no longer occurs there .. but what do i know im retarded..

So its safe to remove the second dipstick than??

duel dipsticks are absolute WIN!! cuz every broad loves the three eyed turtle!!!i used to be a great whistler ..but cant do it any more on the account of fluid build up .. doc ssays hes gonna fix it though .he can fix jus about anything ....mann you shoulda heard me on "GIDDY UP OOOM PAPA MOW MOW!!"

LS1 might be going buh-bye. Might get traded for a bike.

If you get rid of the ls what will the next transplant motor be?

i say you do a Yugo swap

boost21 wrote:

If you get rid of the ls what will the next transplant motor be?

I'd probably stick a KA in it. I wouldn't care as I'd be finally riding the bike I want.

what? no yugo swap that shit would be badass!! you pop the hood and theres an entire Yugo in there ..peeps be like WHAT THE FUCK!!! then just when shit seems like it cant get anymore fucked up ..a midget circus clown jumps out and starts squirting people with a super soaker full of piss!!!

dwvinny wrote:

what? no yugo swap that shit would be badass!! you pop the hood and theres an entire Yugo in there ..peeps be like WHAT THE FUCK!!! then just when shit seems like it cant get anymore fucked up ..a midget circus clown jumps out and starts squirting people with a super soaker full of piss!!!

Where do we get the yugo from?

And won't the clown get lonely in there??? Can we get him a miget prostitue or something?? That be pretty damn cool.

i got a hook on one
fuck that give me the midget prostitute he can buy his own !! those stubby little legs make my boxers sticky!! besides its only a part time gig just call him up when you wanna hard park at cornball meets, or cruise the streets of children..

dwvinny wrote:

i got a hook on one
fuck that give me the midget prostitute he can buy his own !! those stubby little legs make my boxers sticky!! besides its only a part time gig just call him up when you wanna hard park at cornball meets, or cruise the streets of children..

with yugo and a clown, that's all I'd want to do

Shit might be expensive.


I think I'll be sticking with KA.


But no whores for you, best I can do is this

shit there aint even any penetration in that pic but either way all it needs is some P.B. and me in the middle.. make a Vinny samich

I'll let you do the penetrating, and please don't take the pics and send them to me..... AGAIN.

but i thought you liked my hairy ass

you know I like it with WD-40 not PB blaster.
Makes your ass shine more

ill keep that in mind for the next photo shoot

Just make sure you get the dog in focus this time.

you want me to make her wear the bondage outfit again or give it to the midget this time

You should know that I like Midget gimps tied up in the basement and will take handicapped monkeys strapped to ceiling fans over dogs anyday

the monkey thing sounds awesome how come i never thought of that
you know i used to know this girl Doreen.. she looked just like Tyra Banks only she was 3'11'' and old i used to run her over with my bmx just so i could spoke to her

need damn headers, like asap.

loll
whhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaat the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

nothing better than head from a midget while handicapped monkys hang from cieling fans and have sex with dogs

dwvinny wrote:

nothing better than head from a midget while handicapped monkys hang from cieling fans and have sex with dogs

blow ain't cheap
gotta make that money somehow, right?