Reported Forum Abuses. A look back in time.

So I'm dicking around with some of the forum shit and found a section in the Admin portion where dudes have been submitting "abuse reports" after joining this forum, to try and get it shut down. They are fucking HILARIOUS. I thought you guys might enjoy them, so I decided to share them. These are copied and pasted from the reports.

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I would like my account delted if someone isnt seriously running it correctly and commenting with vulgur after my first post.

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ignorance and abuse of power in controlling the forum by diss missing and or banding members for no good reason. also moderator abusing and verbal aggravating nothing short of VERBAL ASSAULT on members. I hear by dean this forum and site to be damaging in nature and pro-fain in character, while in control of adolesent children. please address the matter IMMEDEATELY.

^Best one by far. I guarantee you this is that old fuck, babying a stock shitbox 14 in his driveway, who's Skechers we made fun of. His grammar and "custom spelling" is insane amazing.

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they will not close my thread after asking nicely. they continue to harass me and my car.

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these guys are very hateful and very rude to other members

Thats just a few of them. The best part, is they dont know the "abuse reports" just go to me. HAH!
These range in date from 08 to this morning, as in, one of these was submitted this morning, In closing, high five everyone.

Edit: posted in New members section for obvious reasons.

HAHAHAHA that shit is aweeesome. Wish they knew their little complaints are now the entertainment of the forum haha

The only reason we're here is because hell is full and heaven don't want us.

I don't understand why the people who get flamed here don't leave and forget about us. They just keep on coming.

evanger wrote:

The only reason we're here is because hell is full and heaven don't want us.

hahahahaha.
I love when motherfuckers try to get all college professor over the internet. Using big words and shit, yet spelling half of them wrong.

Its pro-fain as a motherfucker all up in here.

Motherfuckers banding members up in here. And what the fuck does adolescent children even have to do with anything. I've seen worse shit on fucking MTV then I see here.

You should move this shit to the boom boom room or some other section out of public eye so these fuckers don't know and there's new shit to laugh at.

now way, we WANT them to know.

^^^totally



This post just turned my fucking day all around. Thanks for the smiles.

Wanting them to know is cool, but so is having new shit to laugh at.

Who the fuck am I kidding, any retard thats dumb enough to report shit prob isnt gonna understand how this place works anyways.

[quote="YELLOW"]You should move this shit to the boom boom room[quote]

James told me of this hidden room. I hope to gain access one day.

But this was funny. This is why I keep my mouth shut most of the time.

this is the reason this is my favorite place on the internet.

incredible.